Tales From The Dark Side: News of the Day

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

News of the Day

Go McCain!!!
http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=45342
Any movie where you get to see Jane Seymour in all her glory has to be beyond reproach. And the fact that she is playing opposite Christopher "I'm a dancin' fool, I wish I was a cat!" Walken just means the critics need a big helping of shut the hell up.

Hillary Clinton, a Pro-Military Democrat?
http://news.yahoo.com/news?
Hey, maybe she could win. If she convincingly gives up on guns, it may be a landslide.

"Mr. Raider" is now "That Black Guy with a NASCAR Team"
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-raiders-brownretires&prov=ap&type=lgns
Tim Brown, too old for football, too young to drunkenly squeeze female interviewers on camera, decides to be the first majority owner of a NASCAR team. Looks like... hmm, I can't really say anything, I live in Georgia and just got back from vacation in Iceland.

We Will Never Spread Nuclear Secrets, Unlike The Damned Pakis http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050719/325/fnoac.html
Ok, he didn't say that, but he meant it. Trust me. And it looks like the Indian military was correct in its assessment that the US will stomp your ass as long as you don't have nukes.

A Search Engine on Chrome
http://www.gizoogle.com
Now you can search for anything on the web, like a gangsta. I need dubs.

Perhaps I Need a New Dictionary
http://apnews.myway.com/
Because when I use the term "tight-lipped," I wouldn't choose a picture of GWB with his mouth gaping open. (Well, not GWB anyway.) It sounds like whoever wrote this caption does his research on Gizoogle.

Madonna Makes Attire Switch from BDSM to MILF
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050719/D8BE5J8O0.html
Good for her... leather and sequined cones would look strange on a woman in her late 40s anyway.

6. Peeling Out From Buckhead Pool Party
http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?SectionID=11&StoryID=293&LayoutType=1
Who goes to a pool party expecting not to get wet? Besides, the water was heated and her cell phone worked just fine after 30 min in the dryer (wrapped in towels of course).

1 Comments:

At 9:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow

 

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