Tales From The Dark Side: Wu Tang Financial.... For Real???

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Wu Tang Financial.... For Real???

Method Man Talks on Wu-Tang Financial

http://registeredrep.com/news/finance_rap_brokerage_houses/

People take Chapelle's sketch way to seriously. This
notice is coming to you from the Promiscuous Protestah! (What's your Wu-Tang name?)

"Short for 'Cash Rulez Everything Around Me', CREAM
expands upon Harry Markowitz's modern portfolio theory
by stretching the limits for what is considered an
investment. Under the CREAM methodology, individuals
not only invest in stocks, bonds, commodities, etc...
but also put money into guns, drugs, and ho's.

'We're at War. This ain't no country club. Those other
wealth managers...buncha b****es. Who would you rather
have negotiating for you? I came to bring the pain.'"


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