Screw the Olsen Twins - Stephie Tanner is in The House

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Today Miss Daisy, who is on a roll today, asked me why people made a big fuss over such starlets as the Olsen Twins turning 18 and finally becoming legal. While in contrast, Nicole Eggert who warmed America's hearts on "Charles in Charge" and Alyssa Milano of "Who's The Boss" barely made a blip on the horny bastard radar screen until they started making pains to show it off on Baywatch and in Skinamax softcore, respectively. I figured most guys who are interested grew up with the Olsens' and their cohort, while Eggert and Milano were still older sister archetypes. However, one did make it off the radar screen who should have been there, and in looks she blows all her competition away.

While the world's perverts have been pleasuring themselves to two anorexic girls who spend way too much time with the Hilton sisters (or is that the other way around?) - they forgot Jodie Sweetin. Here we see poor Jodie, aka Stephanie Tanner, explaining to the good folks at A&E that being the hottest alum from "Full House" and looking like you had a decent meal in the last month won't make you a billionaire. She kinda reminds me of Angelica Bray - the hottest girl in Hannibal High never to join the cheerleading squad, dance team, sports team, student government, or any other venue in which she could show off her hotness to the entire school.



This was fine for the other girls at HHS, and Jodie's obsurity seems to be fine for the Olsen twins as well... MK seems to have this look like she is mouthing to herself, "If this prissy bitch doesn't get her fingers off my waist I am going to break my diet and chew them off!" Even Candace Cameron, aka DJ Tanner - looks hotter than the twins, although she has come a long way from near ugliness as a teenager and has her hair up like some 50's style Stepford wife.

That just goes to show you the importance of marketing. You can have the best product in the world and write lots of money making books - but without huge promotion and people pushing you, then people can really think that the Olsen twins are hotter than you.

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