Whorecraft - Video Game or Real Life?

World of Whorecraft is a parody of Blizzard's Warcraft series. It sounds stupid, and it is - but it gets funnier as you read the article. Here are a couple key exerpts: (italics mine)

Character Classes
Unlike many MMORPGs, World of Whorecraft gives you relatively few options for starting character classes, making you buy and work your way up to higher classes. You start as eithera High School Boy or a High School Girl and use sex and money to progress through the class tree.

Pimps
If you are able to score with enough chicks as a High School Boy, you can try to convince them that they should start giving out their services for money and that you can protect them... A successful Pimp will help his Whores level up, allowing for higher profit margins. You will also be trying to save enough money so as to "go legit" and become a Rap Artist.

Corrupt Cops
As a Corrupt Cop you will be given the power to arrest Pimps and Whores. Your job will be to abuse this power to get money from Pimps and sex from Whores. If you are able to make enough money, it will be possible to become a Politician.

Female
As a female character, your goal will be to get as much money as possible while having sex with as few male characters as possible.

Highschool Girls
You will start the game as an unpopular Highschool Girl and try find a way to have sex with as few Highschool Boys as possible. If you are able to make enough money quickly, you will be able to get plastic surgery and become a Trophy Wife or Mistress early in the game. Since it is difficult to advance so quickly, you will more likely become a Slut or a Whore depending on who you sleep with.

This sounds like a really cynical view on life - especiallly the bit about the corrupt cops/politicians and pimps/rappers. I get the feeling that Miss Daisy is going to be groaning when he sees this, but he sees my point.

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