British Girls Are Really Easy

http://www.spectator.co.uk/article.php?id=7424&issue=2006-03-04 (registration required)

 

Supposedly they are significantly more promiscuous than women on the Continent, or even here.  Unfortunately, I have not yet been to the UK (outside a plane change at Heathrow), but I constantly lament how it costs more for me to fly to St. Louis than it does for me to travel to London (airfare prices have dropped as low as $200).  Maybe I should do something about that.  This insight is just insane.

So about this time each year, when Europe’s young men mull over their holiday options, their limited budgets mean that they are apt to forget that what they really yearn for is to sink back into the fragrant, sophisticated embrace of a Collette or Gina; they are rational, they go for what is achievable — a quick knee-trembler by the bins behind the local KFC from a Kylie or a Kelis. They may indeed end up with a pig in a poke, but at least it will be an amenable and accommodating pig. A guaranteed poke in a pig, in fact.

Then again, I am not touching anything that can be referred to as a pig, affectionately or otherwise.  And who hooks up behind a local KFC, or any fast food restaurant for that matter?  The worst I ever did was the parking lot of a Denny's (a much classier establishment) - but at least I tried to stop her until I was no longer in a position to argue.

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