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I know a lot of writers. I know a guy who has never managed to finish his personal seminal novel, yet wrote a trilogy about corruption and death in Mexico, MO for the National Write A Novel In a Month competition (you only win if you finish). I met some writers from PointsInCase.com and drank a lot of the editor's booze. I even know the guy who wrote a book so damning of the State Department, that after reading it Pat Robertson said - on the 700 Club mind you - that the State personnel and all of Foggy Bottom should be nuked. But I have never met a guy who wrote a book so powerful, so manly, that it is the #1 seller on Amazon.com - even though it is still on pre-order and there are no reviews available. And I never even dreamed of a guy who could make that happen even before he released the cover.

The man's name is George Ouzounian, aka Maddox, and the book is The Alphabet of Manliness. I don't know what this book is about, but from what I can glean from Maddox's site and the cover of a muscular man cracking a giant ape in the jaw I am sure it is going to involve a lot of meat-eating, killing, abusing, and pillaging vignettes that will inspire all to greatness. Just writing about this book that I haven't even read makes my chest hair grow that much thicker.

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