Carnie Gets His From a Tiger!!

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/spotlight/news-article.aspx?storyid=54059

 

We all do some pretty silly things under the influence: leaving keys in a running car overnight, going home with someone you shouldn't, beating up homeless people, drunk dialing, causing a scene at a VIP event at BED Atlanta, or just simply using the world as your toilet.  But I bet none of you have ever climbed over a security fence and stuck your hand through a locked cage to pet the pretty tiger.  "Ooh, you are so soft, and those teeth are so shiny... HEY, what did you do that for... that's not nice.  FUCK, that really hurts!  Hobbes, you let go right now!!!"  The best part is that everyone thinks the tiger was acting sensibly.

"As soon as the owner came out of the trailer, the tiger released its grasp of him -- so it's probably about a thirty second event," said Putnam County Sheriff Dean Kelly.

"A foolish thing, and I'm sure the subject -- if he had to do it all over again -- wouldn't stick his hand inside the tiger cage," Kelly said.

The state says the cat involved has no past problems.

"Wild animals -- when provoked -- are going to do what wild animals do, and that's protect themselves and their territory," Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission Officer Kat Kelley explained.

That just goes to show you... they don't cotton to drunk idjits in Palatka, FL.  Nor should they.  That's also why I steer clear of zoos on Saturday nights/Sunday mornings.