Sharon's Got Some Stones

Required reading next to The Alphabet of Manliness:

From contactmusic.com:
Actress SHARON STONE is adamant teenagers should be prepared to engage in oral sex, if it saves from them the dangers of unprotected penetrative sex. The BASIC INSTINCT spends much of her time away from Hollywood working as an activist raising AIDS awareness, and she always carries condoms with her to hand out in a bid to increase safe sex levels. She explains, "I was in the store the other day and I watched a young girl trying on clothes, showing her abdomen. "Her mother was trying to talk to her about not being inappropriately luring. I said, 'Gee that would look much nicer with a camisole under.' "Her mother walked away, and I said to the girl, 'I'd like to give you a two-minute conversation about sex.' "Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex? I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. "If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them."

Thank you, Sharon Stone. I was going to skip Basic Instinct II, but this gives me a whole lot more respect for you. Of course, she knows as much about biology as Tom Cruise knows about psychiatry (unprotected oral sex still leaves you at risk for all the nasty viral infections; a cold sore could give you herpes, and genital warts could give you mouth cancer!), but I'm glad there are brave women championing the most vital cause of men everywhere: the no-effort orgasm. Yeah, that'll really keep the boys off your back...literally.

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