Straight To The Moon
GWB wants to take us to Mars and back to the Moon. Unfortunately, NASA employees have other ideas. How much kiddie porn has to end up on your computer before postal agents and the NASA Inspector General's office is notified? Good grief, the fucking Space Shuttle still runs on vacuum tubes - but those new Xeon servers and dual Centrino processors are downloading gigs worth of illegal material so that some executive in In-Space Propulsion can get his rocks off.
I say we need to shut down NASA and let Virgin and Richard Bronson handle space from now on.
another tale spun by ColeTrain @ 2:23 PM
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Here here Matt! Mr. Branson will ensure that our space stewardesses will be much better looking than anything NASA could ever provide due to the civil rights laws in this country.
If I was an awesome physicist, I'd design rockets and orbiters that would enable me to start mining raw materials from the moon and the asteroid belt at a low cost.
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