They Are Just Like A Train Wreck

You can't stop staring. I was all set to grab some Beam and whatever mixer I could find, pop some Chuck Norris in the DVD, and enjoy my first night in months without "The Shield." But then I saw this on my computer monitor (thanks to Go Fug Yourself).


Wow, Tara... I know you have pretty eyes, but come on, can you blame me? In the words of Damon Wayans, it's like you got two midgets in there. They couldn't be anymore obvious if they were hanging out of your dress. And we all remember that episode. BTW, the most downloaded pics from Coletrain.org are the progression from normal Tara to Big Titty TaReidy and the one where Tara makes Paris Hilton look like Grace Kelly.

By the way, if I saw Tara looking like that in a club. I would approach her with a shot of Patron, and have her chase it with a 10oz glass of Popov Vodka and some ice. She would just think its water, and by the time she realizes the truth - I will be getting dressed and taking one more picture before heading to IHOP for breakfast.

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