Tales From The Dark Side: Sometimes I Make Good Decisions

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Sometimes I Make Good Decisions



I love fencing. Really, I do. But when the girls from Twisted Taco last Thursday (not the married ones) come calling, then it is difficult to stay in bed - alone anyway. Especially when my friends are joking about how they were afraid I was going to mount them in the bar. But alas, I have a four hour drive for a national qualifier on Sunday - and hooking up with a blonde from Houston just isn't worth it. Add to that all my friends are staying in tonight, including a female friend who lives next to the hot Midtown bars - and it is even easier to say no.

Key Quote:

Female Friend: So I got some cubic for my piercings
Coletrain: Got some CZ in the titty... Alright!
FF: That is so dirty... I love it!

Have a great weekend!

EDIT: At 3:37am today I made the drive to the backwoods bumblefuck of the Deep South, also known as Statesboro, GA. By the Grace of God, and my ability to turn down ass I actually placed 6th out of 38 in men's epee - which is good enough to qualify for the National Championships this summer in Atlanta. Sometimes staying in at night is a good thing.

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