Circles, She Has Me Spinnin' Around in Circles, Again

....Oh that Indy 500.... Something about the ages.  I started a drunken fight, again.  Oh that Indy 500... and circles and the ages and the ages!

 

It is that time of year again.  In less than a month I will rejoin my fellow white-bred/bread Americans in the biggest sporting event of the summer - watching strange cars go 'round and 'round.  Somehow, I always have an awesome time.  In fact, it would only be more awesome if I was a hammerhead shark doing shots of Goldschlager as I was banging Gabrielle Union and Shannon Elizabeth at the same time with my two penises.  Too bad I am not a hammerhead shark! (One at a time ladies!)

 

I will be in Indy the Thursday or Friday before the race, see you there!