I Got Pimp Bones in my Body...

...and I got pimp clothes on my baby. I thought the Britney Spears/Christina Aguilera whore chic for 10-year-old girls was pretty irritating a few years back, but this takes the cake. You can check out a pedophile's dream at Pimpfants: let's turn our kids into ho's and gigolos while they're still learning to suck on knob-shaped objects.

So says the company's website: "Pimpfants' fresh designs fill the clothing void that has long been overlooked for the new generation of parents who want their children to be both hip and comfortable while they're being raped by their middle-aged neighbors and creepy single uncles." Okay, I made that last part up. But I can't wait for their "bondage babies" line.

Parents, if you really want to humiliate your children before they even understand the concept of humiliation, this is a more effective sartorial option.