Buy Alphabet of Manliness

You can purchase it through the ad on the left, or pick it up at your local bookstore. It is currently #4 on the New York Times bestseller list, and for good reason. I saw the book at Borders today and these things happened just in the last two hours.

• I was more entertained by the dust jacket flaps than by anything I have seen or read in weeks.
• This book made me laugh out loud in a quiet bookstore.
• Then a passage about gropping breasts made me pump my fist, literally.
  
• This book was so good I bought it in Borders, forgoing the five dollar discount and the Amazon kickback I get from buying it from myself.
• It calmed my road rage as I read it at long red lights.
• I sat the book on the counter and I immediately became the most popular guy at the local Waffle House.
• A cute brunette sitting two stools away read the back dust jacket, and proceeded to chat with/at me for two hours. She then took my number, put it in her cell phone, and wrote it down on an extra piece of paper for her purse.
• My balls doubled in size and hairyness.

Buying this book will probably be the most incredible thing you will do your entire life. The only reason you wouldn't buy it is that you may not have anything else to live for after you finish the book.