I Want Cindy Crawford for A Fan

For some reason, I always thought celebrities were kinda stuck up. After seeing ads for Oprah's Vision Balls, shitty award shows, and the Hollywood movies that are devoid of value; I figured they spent all their time sniffing each others asses and had no concept of anything cool.

Except for Cindy Crawford. Who is a huge fan of 8 time UFC Champion Matt Hughes. The fact that Cindy enjoys watching men kick the living shit out of each other makes her even hotter.