Islam Is The Religion of Peace

Well, I was expecting a post from Miss Daisy describing the hilarity of the Alphabet of Manliness Book Tour stop in Chicago, but no dice. Never mind he lives only a two minute walk away from Borders. And he was already wearing the required suit. I would blame his absence on his girlfriend, but apparently she has read Chapter "O" so that won't work.

Personally, if I had a choice between visiting the Maddox book signing and watching continuing all day coverage of the NBA Draft - I would go to the Maddox tour, buy a celebratory beer, take a dump, and then watch some baseball. Maybe its because I never lived in a championship NBA city - but I don't give a shit about pro basketball. It sucks. If I wanted to watch the same guy score all the time I would download Ron Jeremy's All Time Greats. Pro Basketball is one of the few, if not only, team sports that cannot succeed without a single All-Star Player. One guy makes or breaks the team. (Hockey and soccer goalies are excluded, you get my drift.) And now thanks to Shaq, who has a worse lifetime free throw percentage than me, you don't even have to fit the generally accepted definition of good. You just have to be tall, and big, and mean.

Like this guy. This very devout Muslim. I wouldn't guard him either.