Even More Funny The Next Time Around

It has been over 12 months since I took Albert Meng's advice and started a website. In that time I had a lot of fun, made some cool friends, and helped brighten a lot of boring mornings around the world. I, and Nati especially, have also pissed some people off. But that is part of being cool - loved, hated, but never ignored. In appreciation for Coletrain.org's awesome power - my compatriots and I have compiled the top 15 blog posts from the year. You can read about them and the blog in general in this article. Below is a recap of the winners, listed by their key quotes. Enjoy.

"You consider yourself an elite soldier for the nanny state, when in reality you and your peers are just idiots with guns."

"I had a nice time talking to a chick who had the ass of a hot black woman and the waist of an anorexic piece of wheat."

"The cabbie greets you with promises of hookers and gambling, but all I see is gambling."

"The Steelers represent blue-collar proletarians who despise Seattle bourgeois yuppies. The Soviets, well, same thing."

"Wow, Brett Favre is like a little kid out there, he loves this game. He roller skates with Jesus."

"Heath Ledger is not a good actor, I don't care what you put in his ass."

"...nothing can fix bitches, except maybe a gag, or some rohypnol."

"In 1993, 5 games out of first place, the management does the 'White Flag' trade and gives away the entire team for a 6-pack of warm Pabst Blue Ribbon."

"We both agreed it was all her fault and she apologized"

"It's like the aborted fetus that is post-modern feminism survived the Contract With America and climbed out of the dumpster for all to see."

"It is a crime to own a handgun in England, but people still get shot there."

"Anytime a girl correctly uses "genre" in a sentence after 3am, she is not going to have sex."

"...there's always a free meal somewhere, so long as you keep your standards low and welcome brief lapses of shame."

"...few things are more sexy than desperation."

"Then she said, “Come on; just cover an extra five bucks – you should pay for the pleasure of my company!”