The Experts Are Lying...

...About Snakes on a Plane. The Daily Show's Samantha Bee did interviews with aviation safety analysts and snake experts - who all say that Snakes On A Plane could never be real. Fear:

In real life, too, serpents have been known to sneak aboard planes with sometimes hair-raising results:
● In July, Dutch customs officials at the Amsterdam airport thought they were looking at a plastic snake in a parcel marked "toys" being sent from Hong Kong. Wrong. It was a live poisonous Fea's viper sent airmail to a Netherlands collector. Luckily, no one was bitten.
● A copperhead emerged from a heat vent on a helicopter flying near Rock Hill, S.C., in 1991. The pilot tried to step on the snake, lost control of the copter and was severely injured in the crash, according to the National Transportation Safety Board.

This article also has the almost famous quote by Monty Coles as he tackled a snake in his 4-seat Pipe Warrior: "I've got a handful of snake, and I've got a handful of plane."

Below is the segment with the experts spreading their lies.