Now I Know What Is Wrong With This Town

For a while, I was worried about Atlanta.  I would see ridiculously hot girls at the malls, at Starbucks, and even the occasional grocery store - but as soon as darkness falls, only the simply attractive occupy the top of the nightlife totem pole (aka the bar skank ladder).  And those chicks were either nuts, or just got out of a shitty relationship with some douchebag.  Which means they have horrible taste in men to boot.  Most nights I felt like the railroad guy for the NTSB... all I do is find train wrecks.

 

However, I think I found the problem.  Apparently Atlanta girls don't drink enough.  Ranked only No.28 of the hardest drinking cities in the country, it's no wonder the hot girls aren't out having fun.  And since I hail from the No. 2 city, Minneapolis - St. Paul, it's no wonder I feel so out of place here.  And it also explains why I am willing to brave the cold weather just to party up there.