Anna Kournikova Is Taking Up Fencing

Anna Kournikova really is an awesome woman. And now she wants to take up fencing, calling it "one of the sexiest sports around." This is exciting for me because she will do a lot for the sport - certainly more than what Madonna can do, since she is becoming culturally irrelevant. This is exciting for most men because a nice pair of fencing knickers showcases a woman's curves like a grand silhouette. This development is great for jealous women because they can enjoy the fact that her lessons will result in occasional bruising.

Plus now fencers can say in mixed company what kind of thrust they would use on her.