The Biggest News In A Decade

This is bigger than anything I have seen in years... Britney Spears is divourcing Kevin Federline! Holy crap its about time. Apparently in Britney's world, it is ok to be a talentless, no account, two-timing, douche-bag hack. It is quite another thing to be a loser, as K-Fed's rap album sales and lackluster ticket sales have shown him to be. Brit-brit also lost most of her baby weight, and though her bust is at a lower altitude, its better than the white trash baby-mama she used to look like. Now, she is back to being a babygirl.

In other less significant news, the Democrats won back the House after 12 years. The Senate is still in the balance, with recounts to call elections in Viriginia and Montana at the end of the month. Honestly, I am happy. A divided government is a neutered government, and that is better for everyone. A couple more significant notes are these.

• Lieberman won his race in Connecticut as an independent vs. Democrat candidate Ned Lamont. He did so with the help of Republican votes, and Republican volunteers - especially College Republicans. During the campaign, there were threats that Lieberman would be stripped of his tenured privileges by the Dem Caucus if he won. That threat is now moot, and Lieberman will be more powerful than ever.
• Minnesota, the ancestral home of voters who like to flip the bird at the rest of the country, has elected Keith Ellison to the Congress, a Muslim and former member of the Nation of Islam. He may be a factor in taking the term "Islamofascism" out of US political discourse.
• Arnold Schwarzenegger won his reelection bid for CA governor in a landslide. Even liberal media endorsed him over his nameless opponent. If enough people join the Governator's amen corner with Sen. Orin Hatch and Bush 41, expect one of the four amendments in Congress allowing foreign-born citizens to become president to gain traction.