Tales From The Dark Side: Lessons of the Weekend III

Monday, December 04, 2006

Lessons of the Weekend III

Friday
A nicely pressed jacket and tie will do wonders for your respectablity.

Contrary to what the techie papers tell you, MySpace is still huge - for high schoolers.

Saturday
Just because someone is Christian, doesn't mean they are neighbourly.

The Spectator is a great magazine and is right on the money on a lot of issues.

Ice-T was right, there is a such thing as "hard dick insanity." The meaning is that you know what you are doing is a real bad idea - but you do it anyway because your soldier is at attention and is ready to fight.

Sunday
There is no such thing as a "walk of shame" for heterosexual men. For guys its more like a victory parade. Girls walking their dogs waved at me.

With $1.50 Bud Light and $2 High Lifes, giant sliders ($8.99), plenty of big flat screens, and an adorable bartender - Stool Pigeons on Peachtree in Midtown is the only place to go for Sunday Football.

Tastefully selected paint can do absolute miracles to a condo.

Just because a hot blonde loves football - doesn't mean she is cool.

In the battle of manliness - Braveheart trumps Goodfellas every time. Who knew?

1 Comments:

At 5:00 PM, Anonymous Ron said...

You are freakin' hilarious.

 

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