Lessons of the Weekend III
Friday
A nicely pressed jacket and tie will do wonders for your respectablity.
Contrary to what the techie papers tell you, MySpace is still huge - for high schoolers.
Saturday
Just because someone is Christian, doesn't mean they are neighbourly.
The Spectator is a great magazine and is right on the money on a lot of issues.
Ice-T was right, there is a such thing as "hard dick insanity." The meaning is that you know what you are doing is a real bad idea - but you do it anyway because your soldier is at attention and is ready to fight.
Sunday
There is no such thing as a "walk of shame" for heterosexual men. For guys its more like a victory parade. Girls walking their dogs waved at me.
With $1.50 Bud Light and $2 High Lifes, giant sliders ($8.99), plenty of big flat screens, and an adorable bartender - Stool Pigeons on Peachtree in Midtown is the only place to go for Sunday Football.
Tastefully selected paint can do absolute miracles to a condo.
Just because a hot blonde loves football - doesn't mean she is cool.
In the battle of manliness - Braveheart trumps Goodfellas every time. Who knew?


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You are freakin' hilarious.
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