Pick Me Donald, Pick ME!!!

This is gonna be easy...

Donald Trump has done some things I wouldn't agree with, namely taking old ladies homes in Atlantic City through its oft abused eminent domain power. But he is spot on with the Miss USA/Miss Teen USA contraversy. Honestly, you take two incredibly hot college age girls from the sticks, give them luxury access and fame, and put them in Manhattan - you should be lucky you don't find their empty husks lying in a gutter after their first weekend in town. Hot and naive isn't a combination for survival and success in the Big Apple.

I am not saying I agree with what Miss USA did, but I understand - and if she is truly sorry and cleans up her act, that will send a huge message to the idiot girls out there who actually look up to celebrities as role models.

Given that self-control is not something that is often taught to young people these days, it is truly an honorable option for Mr. Trump to give Tara Connor and the other one a second chance. And Rosie O'Donnell is out of line for going after him. Sometimes being known as a feminazi lesbo bitch is not enough to keep her happy - she needs to cut down a generous act of mercy to add "fat cunt" to her list of titles too.

Therefore, if Mr. Trump would have me, I will gladly accept his challenge to steal Rosie's girlfriend. She is blonde and relatively cute, and therefore only bisexual, and an accomplished TV executive who would easily recognize my star personality. My credentials are strong - given that I have seduced women in as little as 40 minutes, older women like me because I speak in complete sentences and get it up on command, and I have dated at least two former lesbians (converted one myself). I can guarantee success - and if all my expenses are covered, I can make it happen in a week.

So "The Donald," what do you say?