Pimpin' in Pre-K

Don't make Lil' Baby smack a bitch!

Seriously. I have been reporting on teachers and mothers banging kids for well over a year - and now La Vega Primary School wants to turn the trend on its head. A little kid getting a hug from his kindergarten teacher is now an attempt to cop a feel with his face. At four years old, Damarcus Blackwell's son has been disciplined for sexual harassment. At that age, little boys don't know the difference between boobs and empty gallon jugs of milk - much less anything else sexual.

I don't know about you, but if a woman can't handle the "sexual" advances of a four year old... forget about teaching, she needs to be put into a plastic bubble.