More Palm Coast - Hatin' On New Moms

Like drinking a golden shower.

There are two things that I will never be and am glad for it - white, and a mother. At my business meeting in central FL, I learned a lot about my American/German/Aussie/English co-workers - especially one who had a kid. She is one of those new moms who married early, but still danced on tables whenever she got the opportunity. Only now that she has a little one she feels the need to clean up her act. And on this particular trip, she feels bad when ever she sees or even hears of a baby because she is so far from her own.

Knowing this, was it bad that I ordered the veal chop and referred to it as "baby cow?" Or was it insensitive to describe how the calf is fattened from birth for the slaughter, and mention that I hope it was fed A1 steak sauce out of a baby bottle? Honestly, I don't know. Sometimes I go too far. Like I was talking about how I hated Sam Adam's Cranberry Lambic because it tasted like cranberries boiled in piss. This same mom interjected that she loved the Lambic, and I asked her if she was into golden showers too...

In my defense, I was lit and I didn't care.