Designer Vaginas Are All The Rage

When I read this article today, I wasn't sure if I was in pain, or about to die laughing. While vaginal rejuvenation and hymen reconstruction surgery is awesome for turning a dirty Muslim slut into a virginal and holy young maid, that just doesn't seem to be enough.

The next step is elective genitoplasty, or the "designer vagina." Rather than make the woman tighter, or erase the evidence that she was a whore in college - this operation simply makes the vag look "prettier." Women who get the surgery do bring pics of the way they want to look, but also complain of lifestyle limitations.

These restrictions included inability to wear tight clothing, go to the beach, take communal showers or ride a bicycle comfortably, or avoidance of some sexual practices.

Men, however, do not usually want the size of their genitals reduced for such reasons. Furthermore, they find alternative solutions for any discomfort arising from rubbing or chaffing of the genitals. [italics mine]

Let's see - can't wear tight clothes or bikinis, no cowgirl, but a perfect argument for anal? Sounds like a toss-up to me.