MissDaisy in ATL Remix
Some of you might remember what happened last year. Mostly gyros, ligers (oh my), Thundercats (are loose!), and enough alcohol to denature what's left of my hardwood floors.
This year I am probably going to be subjected to more MissDaisy one liners like these.
- Dude, you have a body by Miller
- Walking the dog? Did you have a Michael Vick moment?
- Wow, I think your theme song is "Make it Rain"
Of course, my revenge will be that I currently have the tolerance of a kung fu master getting kicked in the ballast. The booze will be swift, and hopefully going only one way.
Chances are good that my promise to MissDaisy's family that he will get home in one piece may be slightly exaggerated. As Nati and MadAngler can attest... a drunken weekend with me and my crew will turn you into into your favorite 1980s-1980s character. Nati turns into chair throwing Roddy Piper, MadAngler turns into Dr. Nick Riviera, and MissDaisy turns into Mrs. Betty Slocombe.
And I became HE-MAN... The most powerful man in the UNIVERSE! Seriously... keep me away from swords when I am drunk.
Labels: Atlanta, Atlanta_Nightlife, Beer, I_Hate_This_Century, Ligers, MissDaisy, Parties
another tale spun by ColeTrain @ 2:00 PM
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The most powerful man in the universe? That is not at all how I remember New Year's Eve. It was more like the most powerful projectile vomiting in the universe.
By the way. did you replace your hardwood floors yet? Make sure Miss Daisy doesn't get a splinter in his foot and please clean the bathroom up for him, OK?
Well, from what I remember, I was pretty awesome until I drank that whole bottle of relatively expensive champagne.
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