Would You F*** Your 50 Year Old Bus Driver?

Let me ride! Hell yeah...

As I struggled to comprehend the Newsday story from New York, I thought about my own bus driver from middle school. And the fact that she was the same age back then as the woman in this story. Then I threw up a little in my mouth. It tasted metallic and orangy - probably from the stomach acid and orange juice I just drank earlier.

In case you didn't click the link, the perp, Lois Enden, was a 56 year old female teacher's aide who helped kids on and off buses. The victim was an 11 year old boy. That is a 45 year gap, and puberty must have set in just as Ms. Enden laid eyes on the kid. The more I think about this the more I have to lean over into my wastebasket.