Do You Got That Swing?

Near the close of my sophomore year in college I imfamously dumped a girl because I couldn't stand her walk. Her cadence was fine, but her gait seemed off-beat and shaky. She was cute enough sitting, laying down, or even standing still - but she just seemed 3pts less attractive when she walked. My friends, to this day, think I am insane. But it turns out there is a science behind my madness.

A team of mathematicians at Cambridge have discovered there is an optimal waist to hip ratio that allows women to have the perfect sexy walk. In order to have that perfect feminine swing and bounce to her step - a woman must have a waist to hip ratio as close to 0.7 as possible.

The article lists Jessica Alba as having the perfect proportions to pull off that walk, which is no surprise. I actually polled a girl who has the best walk I have seen in Atlanta thus far, and her ratio is right at 0.71. Marilyn Monroe, her sexy ratio was 0.69 of course.

Looks like I am not so crazy after all.