Our Darkest Tale Yet

Sometimes these things aren't even funny, even if the woman in question is actually attractive. There is just something wrong with a 51 year old woman having a party filled with at least 80 underage drunken kids, all while her own 16 year old son is battling cancer. It gets better when police learn that she straight up raped one of the kids at the party for four months. As I have noticed, lately these stories aren't giving a whole lot of detail to the particulars - but if the prosecutor initially charges you with rape AND sodomy, well that paints a clearer picture.

So today Jeni Lee Dinkel was ordered to serve 60 days of her two year sentence, over the objections of her husband, sick son, and the prosecutor. Maybe if her husband Tom could have racked up more than one interception for 20 yards over seven seasons with the Bengals, Jeni could have occupied her time with other things besides having drunken parties with high schoolers at her house.

The mother of the victim was quick to point out that this whole ordeal wasn't a fullfillment of "Stacy's Mom," but a crime of harrassment and manipulation. Even I balked at Dinkel sending 20 text messages a day and claims of being pregnant by the boy. Getting calls/messages like that is scary as fuck, and I am an adult with a job!

This story really just pushes me towards losing faith in all humanity.

This tip comes from my boy Nati, who is smarter than Stephen Hawking and gets way more chicks.