Teacher Sex - Coulda been worse

Poor Crystal Marie Bradford. I assume you need a college degree to teach five-year olds, which means that she was banging a 14 year old while she was still in school. Plus she couldn't have been that good - because the police were able to get him to rat on her.

Parents can take comfort in the fact that she was not charged with messing with kids from the Palm Christian Academy. Ms. Bradford may have horrible judgement, but at least she has standards - like requiring a guy who is post-pubescent by at least a year.