Happy Holidays from the Tales

And by holidays, we specifically mean Christmas, New Year's Day, and Epiphany.

To celebrate the season, start by checking out the new Christmas movies out like This Chistmas, Sweeney Todd (based on a St. Nicholas miracle), and Nicholas of Myra (coming out in mid-2008). Then be sure to get lightly toasted on New Year's Eve... this will allow you to best enjoy the shenanigans of all the idiots celebrating the amateur drinkers' favorite holiday.

Also, be sure to offer the pretty single girl in your life a shot of Goldschlager. If she resists, tell her St. Nick says, "Take the gold, else you will become a whore." It's true, I read that story right... didn't I?