Tales From The Dark Side

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Life Imitates Porn Imitating Life?

First, a quick note. Given I am starting to be sickened by the fact that there are 13 year olds getting way more trim than I am, from now on I am only posting Teacher Sex stories that are interesting or have some weird twist, or if the woman is actually attractive. It's funny that this qualification is necessary.

And thank you Anne Knopf for fitting the bill.



Not bad...


Basically some 13 year old would wait until mom (his mom) fell asleep around 11am, and drive over to Ms. Knopf's house for some of the old in-and-out once a week. If that's not bad enough, they met because the kid used to date Ms. Knopf's daughter! Sleeping with your little girl's 13 year old ex can't be great for your self esteem. However, for the boy I still see it as an upgrade.

Look at her! If this is what she looks like after being fired, humiliated in front of her children, and threatened with jail - she must really rock out a negligee on a Friday night. Honestly, if I had unfettered access to a car at 13, my own cell phone in middle school, and this woman was interested - saying no would be impossible.

Kids have everything these days. Spoiled brats.

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Thursday, October 04, 2007

Sometimes, I Wonder If They Expect Us To Believe Them

Personally, I get offended whenever politicians say things that are patently untrue or make no damned sense. This is why the only political news show I can watch without puking is The Daily Show. I'm no liberal, but Jon Stewart seems to be the only major "newscaster" not willing to accept lies and complete fabrications. Just in the last week at least four presidential candidates make statements that make absolutely no sense.

For my own health, and your edification I have created The Reality Check. This new blog is designed to debunk and delouse the complete inventions that politicians make expecting the American public to swallow as gospel. Like McCain's assertion that the Constitution establishes the US as a "Christian nation." Nevermind the Constitution does the exact opposite. Pandering might equal "sweet nothings," but someone with McCain's reputation should know better. Maybe his reputation (and the rest's) should be debunked too.

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