"Too Pretty" Girl Arrested Again

Debra Lafave should really just work in a mine. It would make her probation officer much happier.

As part of her "Too Pretty To Go To Jail" deal, she cannot have unsupervised conduct with anyone under the age of 18. But the restaurant where she worked can get chatty, so the police picked her up for talking about "sexual issues" with a 17 year old girl.

Her lawyer played it off as "girl talk," but seriously, what kind of advice could Lafave give? I wouldn't trust her to give sex advice to a panda.

Hot French Teachers Are Lonely, Confused

I can't believe this woman can't find a date with anyone over the age of 21.



No one wubs me...

Janelle Batkins makes Mrs. Wormer look like Mother Theresa. Is it that hard to find a date in Roseville, MI? Seriously... this is insane. The best part is how big a dick the 17 year old kid is.

Under Griem’s questioning, the teen said he showed text messages from Batkins to his friends. He also said he had a girlfriend during his affair with Batkins, but didn’t say for how long.

“Telling your friends you were ‘doing’ Mrs. Batkins, that made you feel important and made you feel you were a real stud,” Griem accused.

“Not anymore than I already am,” the teen said.

Ok, kudos to you, you are banging the hot teacher. Let's not act like a complete jackass in court too. I feel almost sorry for Batkins kid, who caught them in the act. It's bad enough having a MILF for a mom, now everyone is going to call her a MIDF - a Mom I Did Fuck. Ouch.

Life Imitates Porn Imitating Life?

First, a quick note. Given I am starting to be sickened by the fact that there are 13 year olds getting way more trim than I am, from now on I am only posting Teacher Sex stories that are interesting or have some weird twist, or if the woman is actually attractive. It's funny that this qualification is necessary.

And thank you Anne Knopf for fitting the bill.



Not bad...


Basically some 13 year old would wait until mom (his mom) fell asleep around 11am, and drive over to Ms. Knopf's house for some of the old in-and-out once a week. If that's not bad enough, they met because the kid used to date Ms. Knopf's daughter! Sleeping with your little girl's 13 year old ex can't be great for your self esteem. However, for the boy I still see it as an upgrade.

Look at her! If this is what she looks like after being fired, humiliated in front of her children, and threatened with jail - she must really rock out a negligee on a Friday night. Honestly, if I had unfettered access to a car at 13, my own cell phone in middle school, and this woman was interested - saying no would be impossible.

Kids have everything these days. Spoiled brats.

Well, At Least He's Not An Illegal

Else he wouldn't need a passport to get his 25 year old teacher girlfriend and his 13 year old self back to Mexico.

I have slacked off on the Teacher Sex stories for a while because a) it was getting kinda disgusting, b) lately the teachers have been horrible looking, and c) I had better things to do. This story forwarded by a reader takes the cake since the nascient couple is currently on the lam. When the cops are telling the news that they are just gonna wait until these two run out of cash, it is worth the effort to write something.

Plus, she isn't bad looking.



Hell, if I was in small town Nebraska, and Kelsey Peterson asks me out on a date during the week - I wouldn't say no when she asked me a second time. And according to little 13 year old Fernando Rodriguez, or F-Rod - if you will, she isn't even that bad in the sack. I have been following these stories for a while - and this is the first time that the female teacher actually saw the dragnet closing in and hit the road with her barely postpubescent paramour. That really takes some sack.

Honestly, I hope they don't get caught by the police. I would love to read about some altercation when a 30 year old guy hits on Ms. Peterson in a convenience store, and she flirts back hoping to get some quid pro ho only to be thwarted by the hot jealous passion of her junior Latin lover. They could even do a movie of their escapades! It would be like Shadowboxer, only the age gap would be larger, yet somehow less creepy.

UPDATE: They've gone south of the border, down Mexico waaayyy.... It's flippin' Mexico! Look at that woman above - the authorities ain't ever gonna catch these two now. The Feds can't keep track of foreigners running around Wisconsin - you think they got a shot at two Latinos in Latin America. This story is over until the kid realizes at 16 he can do better than desperate ex-teachers.

SHOCKING UNBELIEVEABLE UPDATE: Well, turns out the cops were right. The kid phoned home asking for money and revealed they were in the border town of Mexicali. Peterson has been picked up for kidnapping, and it turns out lil F-Rod really is an illegal - so he cannot return to the United States. One life ruined stupidly, and other booted himself off the gravy train. Idiots.

Teacher Sex - Coulda been worse

Poor Crystal Marie Bradford. I assume you need a college degree to teach five-year olds, which means that she was banging a 14 year old while she was still in school. Plus she couldn't have been that good - because the police were able to get him to rat on her.

Parents can take comfort in the fact that she was not charged with messing with kids from the Palm Christian Academy. Ms. Bradford may have horrible judgement, but at least she has standards - like requiring a guy who is post-pubescent by at least a year.

Go For The Edjumacation, Stay For The Sex

Hey, I love that swirl!

Ahh, Laurens County, South Carolina. Home to rednecks, future alumni of Appalachian State (Hot! Hot! HOT!!), and apparently the horniest faculty this side of MyFirstSexTeacher.com. First it was Wendie Schweikert, who was unattractive and couldn't find anyone else. Taking a lead from her elder came Allena Ward, who is legitimately attractive and should be able to find a guy anywhere. Now Karen Robbins, a former teacher at Bell Street Middle School in the LC is accused of multiple sex acts with a 15 year old kid in multiple places in the area.

The issue with Robbins is that there is some confusion over whether or not she was a teacher when all this occurred. I think the real question is how f'd up are the adult men in this county. When the C- student at the back of the class has a better chance with a young to middle aged woman than you do, it might be time to re-evaluate whether living is that big a deal.

SITE NEWS: Life came at me fast lately, so I have a HUGE pile of Teacher Sex stories in the hopper. To be honest, this shit is pretty much grossing me out now - but according to my site statistics, you guys eat it up. So I will soldier on, unlike Erin McLean who is a coward and a shame to her family for abandoning her husband.

Our Darkest Tale Yet

Sometimes these things aren't even funny, even if the woman in question is actually attractive. There is just something wrong with a 51 year old woman having a party filled with at least 80 underage drunken kids, all while her own 16 year old son is battling cancer. It gets better when police learn that she straight up raped one of the kids at the party for four months. As I have noticed, lately these stories aren't giving a whole lot of detail to the particulars - but if the prosecutor initially charges you with rape AND sodomy, well that paints a clearer picture.

So today Jeni Lee Dinkel was ordered to serve 60 days of her two year sentence, over the objections of her husband, sick son, and the prosecutor. Maybe if her husband Tom could have racked up more than one interception for 20 yards over seven seasons with the Bengals, Jeni could have occupied her time with other things besides having drunken parties with high schoolers at her house.

The mother of the victim was quick to point out that this whole ordeal wasn't a fullfillment of "Stacy's Mom," but a crime of harrassment and manipulation. Even I balked at Dinkel sending 20 text messages a day and claims of being pregnant by the boy. Getting calls/messages like that is scary as fuck, and I am an adult with a job!

This story really just pushes me towards losing faith in all humanity.

This tip comes from my boy Nati, who is smarter than Stephen Hawking and gets way more chicks.

It's That Time Again

Let's see - it's Monday afternoon, and I am in Atlanta while my friends are living it up in Las Vegas. This is a good enough time as any for another Teacher Sex update!

This pearl of a lady (pictured above) is Titusville, FL teacher Ms. Janet Hughes. She stands accused of trying to get it on like high schoolers with a 16 year old high schooler. She stands charged with one count of sexual battery and another count of attempted sexual battery.

At first glance this story is par for the course, only the linked story above backhandedly mentioned this is the second time Ms. Hughes has been accused in a month. And there are other goodies as noted here.

• Hughes was caught by police who inadvertently passed by her van and saw the amorous pair in the nude on a blanket through the windows.
• The boogie-woogie fan was parked in a church parking lot.
• Hughes was teaching business electives at a Middle School; previously she was at a nearby high school.
• The police were unwilling or unable to explain why the 16 year old student in question was still attending said middle school.
• In spite of Ms. Hughes sorely inadequate skills of subtlety and covertness - prosecutors suspect she has been at this youngin' game a long time, even taking possible victims to Busch Gardens.

I don't know how hard it is to find love in these small towns - but surely there are other places than in a van with unobstructed windows sitting in a church parking lot.

Would You F*** Your 50 Year Old Bus Driver?

Let me ride! Hell yeah...

As I struggled to comprehend the Newsday story from New York, I thought about my own bus driver from middle school. And the fact that she was the same age back then as the woman in this story. Then I threw up a little in my mouth. It tasted metallic and orangy - probably from the stomach acid and orange juice I just drank earlier.

In case you didn't click the link, the perp, Lois Enden, was a 56 year old female teacher's aide who helped kids on and off buses. The victim was an 11 year old boy. That is a 45 year gap, and puberty must have set in just as Ms. Enden laid eyes on the kid. The more I think about this the more I have to lean over into my wastebasket.

"Not All Wrongdoing is Criminal..."

Lund on left, the good looking one

The worst part about the whole mess with Julia Lund and her mess with a student at Chaska High School is that I've actually been to Chaska. And had I known there was a teacher there who was lonely, horny, blonde, and hot I would have at least presented her the option of completely legal comforting, if you get my drift.

In fact I am more than willing to make myself available to any horny attractive teacher around the world whose only alternative is some punk underage student. Only, she has to pay my way. Hey, it is 100 times cheaper than any insuing legal defense bills.

And while Julia actually walked on the charges against her (the kid wasn't her student and was 17 anyway), I still maintain that unless you are ugly as sin, banging your students shouldn't be an option. Call me crazy.

Was I Asleep For Four Years

Because I have to wonder, where all the young teachers fucking kids in my High School too?

Hell, we even have a lesbian tryst in the news, thanks to Jamie Armstrong...



"Look at these chicks... They're incredible!"


I suppose even women can't resist supple girls with soft skin, great bodies, and mush for brains.

Of course, Kelly Spraich of Rosewood, California still wants the dick.

This shit is coming up all the time now. I don't even know what to say anymore.

TeacherSex Is Interracial, Klan is Pissed

How many holes are in YOUR pillowcase?

Well, these stories just get better and better. In the cases of Wendie Schweikert (fat, ugly) and Allena Ward (young, hot), the students involved are black and located in Laurens County, South Carolina. Laurens County is significant because apparently the terms "colored" and "NEG-ra" are still in the everyday lexicon there. Also, if you are free during the day, stop by "The Redneck Shop" and the Ku Klux Klan museum. Be sure to pick up your "Original Boys..." T-Shirt. Nothing says master race like riffing off John Singleton movies.

The AP article bloveates over the fact that a black woman teacher accused wouldn't have gotten bail and that a black male teacher accused of sleeping with white female students would have been hung - which is true. I am just happy that the kids (or victims in Schweikert's case) didn't have a mob give them a lesson in pendulum physics first hand. Maybe you have to be born in the South to understand, but I could never imagine touching a white girl in the same town where they have a KKK museum. It is much easier to have her drive to visit me.

Erin McLean, A Girl To Die For?

What a happy family.

Most of my friends know I am partial to redheads... and blondes... and especially girls whose hair is naturally orange like Vitamin C's... but I digress. The point is that Erin McLean isn't worth going to jail for, much less taking a couple rounds of buckshot to the face.

Seriously, this woman nearly beats her kid for mentioning to Dad that a strange man was holding Mommy's hand when the three of them went to the park. I love both my parents, but I am not sure even I am that loyal. Click the link to see a pic of the dead kid - although he looks like a vanilla redneck kid to me. Maybe I really don't understand women. I get it when women fall for guys like Tom Brady or Shamar Moore, and I can see that even Chris "You're with me, Leather" Berman looks like Tony Soprano. But a skinny fuck like Sean Powell? I'm lost.

I have been following this trend for over a year now, and I still don't get this one. I get the single women who are lonely, the nerdy women who never was good enough for the cool kids until they hit MILF status, the youngish twentysomethings who still get damp over the cut up high school varsity athletes, the women so stuck in a rut they just want to do something nasty, and the women who are so neglected by their husbands that the easy praise from male jailbait starts to be irresistable. But this one - a woman with a career with a future, a supportive, attentive, and apparently passionate husband, an obviously intelligent and sensitive kid - and she still throws it all away from some 19 year old white trash with no prospects? Are people born this stupid or do they have to practice?

It's All Fun And Games Until You Get Shot In The Face

Hubby won't care, will he?

John Gibson over at Fox News thinks I should stop giggling because now one of these "victims" of hot teacher sex got killed. Well, I will do my best, but I am not promising anything.

Honestly, I can't blame Eric McLean for shooting a high school boy who was coming to his house to fuck his wife Erin (above). If I was on a jury, I would only convict him of not laying the smacketh down soon enough. A swift kick in the nuts six months earlier may have kept him out of the papers.

Good lord, even in the pornos the hubby is out of town, or asleep... This kid, Nick Powell, has the nerve to cuckold this guy while he is at home and awake? If you are a man and a high schooler comes to your house to take your wife out for Big Macs and creampies - what would you do if you had a shotgun handy?

I am not saying Eric McLean did the right thing - but in this "love" triangle, he is the only relatively innocent party.

In other news, not only does Erin McLean suck dick, she also sucks at suicide. Do something right for once Erin, here are some tips.

Downward Spiral - TeacherSex On Film

Teachers banging students is part of the death nell of proper society, according to R.J. Stove at Taki's Top Drawer. Stove's review of Notes on a Scandal is a poignant look at Blairite Britain through its reflection on the silver screen.

While I tend to poke fun at the women involved in these scandals, in all seriousness it does represent a serious breakdown in society. Such actions undermine confidence in the educational system and authority at large. While there is an obvious silver lining for guys like me who are both libertarians and horny bastards - having children growing up without respect for authority and boundaries means extra money for me to spend on home security and a gun for my future wife.

Notes has been out for a while, but is still playing in smaller theatres. For a drama that is less dystopian than real, it seems like a sound bet.

Ripping Up My Diploma - More Teacher Sex

When the teachers start to look like this, I am re-enrolling.

As I wait to head out to my free Glenlivet tasting, I figure I may as well report on our moral superiors in the Northeast. Marcia Amsterdam, a good looking thirtysomething teacher, is accused of raping a 13 year old boy in Brooklyn. (By the way, a girl can only rape a boy through sodomy... vaginal sex doesn't cut it in my book. I wish the newspapers would be more clear. )While it is obvious she could have found someone her age, I just keep wondering aloud why these women only bang kids from their own schools. At least grab some horny teenager from the prep school across the way... at least the kids there can afford to pick up dinner! Click here to get a cool slideshow of 15 or so female teachers in hot water so far.

The best is from WorldNetDaily. Not only have they been keeping track of these episodes as well - the editors use the epidemic as a clarion call for homeschooling!

It's funny how people want to give the state and teachers more control over the children these days. Well, I suppose if you are railing teachers after school, you aren't gonna end up obese.

I love that now when I put "emma starr teacher" into Google Image Search, my picture pops up.

EDIT: I've updated my TeacherSex tab - so all the sexademic goodness is available to you in one page!

It's Been Too Long - More Teacher Sex

No Billy, you don't have to be smart to get in my panties...


I have been incognegro for the last few days - stomach flu, hungover, passed out... now I am back in the saddle.

Here are your sexy Teacher sex updates - pics where available.

Emily Willis was caught spending a late Friday night/early Saturday morning with a 14 year old at her middle school. I know that backseat car sex brings back memories, but $50 bucks at the Motel 6 would have kept you out of jail.

Kelly Cuperus pleaded guilty to sexual exploitation this week. While not carrying the penalities for the charges of sexual abuse, she will still have to register as a sex offender. She is not that much of a looker, so I almost understand. After all, outside sex and drinking, there ain't shit to do in Iowa.

I know a lot of guys in NYC, and while they may not go to the Bronx just to bang this blonde - they might reconsider if they knew that her only alternative is a threatening passenger on the short bus. Seriously, Emily Streb is no supermodel, but you'd think she would try the local bar or Craiglist before she fucks a retarded kid.

This one just hurts... Allena Williams is almost in commuting distance from Atlanta. I can almost understand wanting to hook up with the 17 year old junior or senior quarterback... hell he will pull 21-22 year olds in college anyway, but 14 or 15? What's the deal?

Here is another messed up SpecialEd teacher, Jodi Church. While Peoria, IL has all the excitement of Iowa - why she needs to make it with a retarded kid makes no sense. BTW, authorities have not confirmed if the kid was Church's student - but I feel the authorities would have released that info if it is not the case.

Man, retarded kids got it made. They are almost wards of the state, nothing is expected out of them - and they still get laid.

Pimpin' in Pre-K

Don't make Lil' Baby smack a bitch!

Seriously. I have been reporting on teachers and mothers banging kids for well over a year - and now La Vega Primary School wants to turn the trend on its head. A little kid getting a hug from his kindergarten teacher is now an attempt to cop a feel with his face. At four years old, Damarcus Blackwell's son has been disciplined for sexual harassment. At that age, little boys don't know the difference between boobs and empty gallon jugs of milk - much less anything else sexual.

I don't know about you, but if a woman can't handle the "sexual" advances of a four year old... forget about teaching, she needs to be put into a plastic bubble.

Playing the Newt - More Teacher Sex

"So this one time, at band camp... I got all horny and walked up to Mrs. Findlay and I go, 'Lap dance...' Then she giggidied my geschboygen. Heh heh, aww riiight."

This band teacher chick has a lot of nerve - not only does she fuck boys in her MIDDLE SCHOOL, she used her position as a teacher to get kids out of other classes to bang them during the day. Man, I really should have paid attention when Ms. Gross offered me that pack of blank hall passes. For her efforts she is facing 22 counts of first degree sexual offenses, which may land her anywhere from seven years to life imprisonment. Plus, she doesn't look superhot like Debra LaFave, so there is no getting out of this. Just think, because she couldn't wait until school got out to get some, there may be no more skin flute playing in her future. Or the pocket recorder. Or the hairy clarinet. Or as I just started calling mine, the hoe oboe.

It's amazing how much this kinda thing keeps popping up in the news now days (click link and scroll to black table). And thanks to a interesting chain of links started by McCarthyism, I learned that Georgia's own Newt Gingrich was a part of this phenomenon.

Most people remember Newt's reptilianly callous act of divourcing his first wife Jackie Battley while she was battling cancer. But most, or at least I, didn't know that Newt started dating Ms. Battley in high school when she was his geometry teacher! Once Newt was safely enrolled at Emory University, he was able to marry her publicly (against the advice of his stepfather), but the relationship between the 24 y/o buxom Ms. Battley and the 19 y/o slimy Newt was illegal. I wonder what his thoughts are on all these teacher sex stories today?

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Save Your High School ID

Most people save their college ID, and get discount movie tickets even after their face no longer has the fresh optimistic look that shines from their college ID picture. After reading this, I am going to dig around and find my high school ID.

In Texas, there is a law against educators sleeping with their students, even if the kid is of legal age. Ms. Amy McElhenney, a Spanish teacher and former 2002 Miss Texas contestant, is facing charges under this law that could land her in jail for 20 fucking years. Now, obviously Texas has a special problem with the horny teachers since three teachers from one school district were caught breaking this law in one year. And I agree with the spirit of the law which is basically preventing sexual extortion or rape. Besides, no one wants creepy old teachers hitting on their fresh face daughters with abandon. That also goes for gross looking old hags freaking the hell out of your innocent young son.

But if I am sitting in my senior spanish class asleep with my head on my desk (as I typically did), and a hot 25 year old blonde beauty queen who is only a couple years out of UT wakes me up and asks me to stay after class for some "tutoring," I am not saying no. Especially if I am 18. And if there is no evidence of coersion, or extortion, or whatnot - she shouldn't go to jail for it. Sure, she should be able to find someone her own age, but the kid was above the age of consent (17 in Texas), and if she was a saleswoman instead of a teacher - there wouldn't even be a story. Her reputation is deservedly ruined, but that is all the punishment she needs. But if Texas insists she needs more, I will give her a nice spankin'.

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Why We Should Replace Teachers With Robots

I hate dealing with retarded kids. They are messy, they don't listen, and they drain my daily supply of patience in about 10 seconds. And I am not alone. One of my really guilty pleasures is to read the infamous Tard Blog, where a special education teacher explodes with scathing and hilarious prose concerning her little dumbass students. So while some teachers may enjoy working with disabled kids, most people don't want to be bothered.

For some reason, Bonnie Davis doesn't agree. She thinks that pegging a 14 y/o retarded kid in the ass is a hell of a good time. Why does this sound more like Alabama than Virginia? Now, the link doesn't say that's what she did - but I know what sodomy is, and I know what I described is the only thing my mind is willing to conjure in order to figure out what happened.

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Pamela Baby, MySpace Will Get You Everytime

...Especially if you are using it to communicate with underage boys. The Guardian.co.uk reports that Pamela Rogers just can't quit the 13 year old basketball player that landed her a eight year suspended sentence. Had she taken my advice and hooked up with me, she could have satisfied the state with only nine months and would have stayed out on parole. But nooo, she didn't take up with a guy who is cooler than the other side of the pillow and instead went after a kid who is probably using his new found street cred to get hot girls his own age.

Here is a mirror of Pam's MySpace page, but all the videos and animations and useless crap made my computer kick me in the nuts. It is mildly NSFW, but will probably crash your system if you are running anything else - and all you need is the IT guy to find out you are doing nothing but looking at some sexy teacher's MySpace profile. Fortunately for me, I get mad props from my IT guys because I rarely ask for help and I remember obsure cartoon references - like when Cheetara from the Thundercats was naked.

On the subject of teachers - how bad is it that I kept referring to a professor from the University of West Georgia as a "school teacher?" At first I was being funny, but when she put her hair up, I couldn't stop. She kept getting really pissed, and kept trying to make a retort about her Ph.D and crap. I'm not sorry - when I am staring at her abundance of cleavage and my empty glass, saying "hey, professor, get me another pitcher" doesn't really seem appropriate. Then again, my Wash U educated friend who taught at Emory and Georgia State never needs to be asked - he makes sure the glasses are always full. And that my friends, is the evidence of a high quality education.

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Life Imitating Family Guy - More Teacher Sex

Let's see... seduce kids and have your husband killed - that was an episode of Family Guy right? I can't wait for the A-Team Family Guy episode to come true too.

As a public service, I am just going to make myself available to any attractive teachers who need to let off some steam, so to speak. Unfortunately, Sharon Linton Rutherford is ineligible. Why would a teacher have sex with as many as four different students in a small town school with only 110 kids? I don't care where you are - if you are banging 3.6% of the occupants of any single building - someone is going to talk. You might get away with that shit in Chicago, where everything is fair game, but the local PD in Coffeeville, Alabama is going to jump all over you because they don't have shit to do.

Good grief, is high school like a big orgy these days? The female teachers are banging the students, or trying to - and the female students, if they listen to Sharon Stone, will suck you off just for throwing your hat in the ring. Not to mention that both female teachers and students today are 150 times hotter than I remember.

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More Teacher Sex - Not Pretty

What is cheaper? Renting "Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigalo" and buying a case of Keystone, or paying over $500K bail for banging a 13-year old boy in Deleware? Don't get me wrong, Rachel Holt is ugly - but that's not the point. Sometimes when you just can't find anyone at the bar, you are better off staying home alone. Then again, how much would you pay to have sex 28 times in one week? I haven't even come close to that, even with multiple women in that week. The closest I came was... damn, I got in a lot of trouble the last time I mentioned that in public.

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Another Horny Teacher is Sentenced

http://www.wchstv.com/newsroom/eyewitness/0603/060322-1.shtml

But this one, Toni Woods, is going to jail for long time. She is getting 4-20 years for banging four boys (all under the age of 16), while our LaFave sex teacher goes free.

What's the difference? According to parents, the multiple children affected makes the crime that much worse.

As for me, I think the fact that Debbie is hot as hell and obviously has bad judgment inspired the prosecutor to be lenient. After all, she has GOT to be really easy, right?

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No Jail Time for Hottie Sex Teacher

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060321/ap_on_re_us/teacher_sex

Turns out that the mother of the lucky or unlucky (right...) boy doesn't want her son on the witness stand, so the Marion County prosectutor had to settle for a shitty plea deal. The judge rejected said shitty deal based on the lack of prison time, but without the boy's live testimony the prosectutor was screwed - so he drops the charges.

Debra LaFave still has to serve three years house arrest plus seven years probation - so no hot scenes of her in prison with the dirty punk rocker girl are going to come to fruition. Never fear, Spring Break for secondary schools just started - I am sure she is free for anyone making a trip to South Florida. I'd bring a Health book along if I were you.

That's It! I'm Going Back To High School!

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=48502

Seriously, why not. I could kick ass as a varsity offensive lineman, get my old job at the construction company and drive a truck, and bang hot horny teachers who have it in for 9th graders.

Here is a quiz. Guess what these women have in common: Amber Jennings, Angela Comer, Angela Stellwag, Deanne Bobo, Heather Ingram, Kristen Margrif, Margeret De Barraicua, Nicole Long, Samantha Solomon, and Rhianna Ellis.

Give up? These women are all convicted of having sex with minors, and guess what ladies and gentlemen - they are all hot enough to have anybody. Click the link above for pics of these women - most of them look very decent in their mugshots... just think what they would look like out on a normal date! Hell, even if they liked them on the young side - there has GOT to be a community college or some trade school with plenty of 18-19 year old guys who would jump at the chance to live out a "My First Sex Teacher" porno scene.

The worst is that it makes the people of Caterina Bonci's Catholic school sound prudent. I guarantee all those still chaste nuns will be reading Whistleblowers's PREDATORS with a gasp and a snicker.

I mean, "Come on!"

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Boys... They Are Growing So Fast These Days

Yahoo! News

How else can a woman justify having sex with an 11 year old boy? Can he even get it up at that point? Good mercy, this chick isn't even attractive like the others. So now, because that prepubescent boy was so charming, Wendie Schweikert is being held on $100,000 bond and is now a social pariah. Great, now that bond issue on raising teacher's salaries in Laurens, SC has the political push it needs to win in November.

When I have a son, I am teaching him how to run when he is three.

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When MILFs Attack

http://www.nwanews.com/bcdr/News/29924/

This one is actually kinda bad, since Mrs. Donna Sue allegedly forced herself on the 13 year old boy in the story. Oh, and she has AIDS, and knew it. Wow, giving AIDS to a preteen just sorta kills that whole teacher fantasy doesn' it? At least with mono she could say the boy could have picked it up anywhere.

This issue has been debated before - but how is it possible to for a woman to force oral sex on a male? I've heard the stories of men being raped and could not control the erection from happening during vaginal intercourse, but at least with fellatio you could break her nose with your pelvic bone or something - or make her choke.

EDIT: Here is a great article talking about the female pedophile phenomenon. Interestingly enough, the author argues that the news reports are a good sign. He believes this stuff has ALWAYS been going on, it is just recently that these women are being caught and are being prosecuted. He also has a great argument as to why these women get lighter sentences than men - usually because rarely are the women serial abusers, and the boys are rarely under 13 years old, all factors in sentencing.

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Not Again!?!! - 37-Year Old Woman Arraigned For Screwing Kid

http://www.accessnorthga.com/news/hall/newfullstory.asp?ID=98854

These stories really do pop up about once a month. In Coletrain.org's continuing coverage of MilfWatch 2005, we learn the story of Lisa (middle name omitted because she is not an assasin) Clark, a divourced woman who started a relationship with her son's classmate - got pregnant, and then married him. Now the boy was 15 and did not have parental consent to the marriage, but thanks to Georgia's Shotgun Wedding clause (not the official name, just calling 'em how I see 'em) in the marriage statute - the couple were able to marry due to the pregnancy. And a day later police got around to responding to the grandmother's criminal complaint about the whole affair - filed five weeks previous. I guess even Gainsville police believe in the power of love. Or won't deny a teenager the ability to fulfill his MilfHunter.com fantasies.

Now while this woman is obviously backwoods, she isn't all that unattractive for being damned near 40. Hell, even the Justice of the Peace who married the couple thought she was in her early 20s. When asked by ABCNews reporters why go so young, she said "Well, I married someone my age, and that didn't work out. I dated guys my age and that didn't work out either." Now while this woman is obviously backwoods... Wait, that wasn't me repeating myself - that just true for different reasons. Then she goes into a history lesson about 13-year old girls being sold into marriage for land and cattle or some claptrap. Of course, back then the survival rate was much lower - a low rate that made it possible for a fatass like Benjamin Franklin to be considered the pimpass playa of his day. (The friggin History Channel did a story of his exploits - with commercials filmed to the theme of Tone Loc's "Wild Thing!") Plus kids weren't any more mature then, but it didn't take much maturity to plow fields and kill British and such. Man, now that's what kids should be doing these days instead of screwing around on the internet reading about MILFs.

While I realize it is tough for an attractive single mother to realize that she is simply a failure with men - sometimes you just gotta suck it up and watch the soaps and eat bon-bons all day like a normal woman. It's like the aborted fetus that is post-modern feminism survived the Contract With America and climbed out of the dumpster for all to see. I mean, I like watching Emma Starr and her ilk online like any normal red-blooded American with high speed broadband - but think of the consequences if moms went around banging kids all the time? Hell, one of my good friend's has a very pretty wife who teaches High School! If I was him, I would make her quit and take a job as a kindergarten teacher in Barrington,IL - those kids will never have any game. The implications of this crap are just monstrous - I mean, fathers of gay kids will never deal with Junior's drama club chum screwing the missus while he is having another late night at the office/strip club. Lisa Clark and her ilk are turning the whole system upside down!

One last note: Qantas Airlines refuses to allow young girls flying alone to sit next to men, simply because there is a perception men will try something. Which is pure bullshit. Knowing what I know about Aussie women, much of that being influenced by friends, personal experience, and my wild imagination - I think that young boys flying alone should either sit next to men; or when sitting next to an older woman he should get a large blanket. No one wants to see that on such a long flight.

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